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gracedolyn
showerisamazing: “ planetsoda: “ officialmcdonaldsblog: “ pikachucastiel: “ ghostofbucky: “ getinthefuckingjaeger: “ nostopdasgay: “ catslock: “ condelimoncio: “ MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE ” THAT’S CHEATING ” This is a blatant violation of trust ” YOU...
condelimoncio

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

catslock

THAT’S CHEATING

nostopdasgay

This is a blatant violation of trust

getinthefuckingjaeger

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

ghostofbucky

I guess we shouldn’t mention this either then…

pikachucastiel

image

officialmcdonaldsblog

did u ppl seriously think that they would individually lay down thousands of bricks?????

planetsoda

YES

showerisamazing

OBVIOUSLY

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goodfemalecharacters
you-had-me-at-hallow

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